bio
Megan only answers to 'Supreme Overlord' and has broken 37 endpins. Apart from attempting to play the cello, she enjoys broccoli and arson on rainy days. She is an alien without a visa and may be deported at any moment (there are places outside America, but do not mention this to anyone).
When everything was very big - which is when other people say she was small, but really everything was just bigger back then - she played on a cardboard violin, which grew into a real, not-quite-full-size cello. At least, it must have. She doesn't quite remember but it would make sense for that to have happened. And she read pictures which grew into words, and listened to music that turned into rain.
interests
- endpin juggling
- the weather
- counting things, mostly triangles
- instructional mooing theatres
- citrus marching band sunsets
- listening to paintings
- water taste tests
- rusting
- competitive paper mountaineering
- recycling
viscera
- At least one kidney. Colour debatable; I haven't checked yet because that could get messy.
- A pancreas.
- Spine - oh - no, never mind, ignore that.
- Bones. I know because they jangle.
- Digestion.
- A heart, possibly. It's been disputed by reputable people.
- A brain.
- Presumably, a mind.
- Two daisies somewhere south-east of the pancreas.
- Jejunum somewhere north-south of the gut
- Ends with whatever everyone else's ends with.