catstory

You are a stylish, young cat who likes to be cool. You live in a cat colony where you are forced to eat meat. Do you eat turkey giblets for dinner or roast beef? [[Turkey Giblets]] or [[Roast Beef]]

The turkey was good but you can't help but feel bad for the turkeys whose lives had to be taken for your scrumptious meal. What should you do? [[Sit in dispair and do nothing]] or [[Go talk to your colony's leader and inform him of your grievences]]

This was a good meal, but you realize that a cow had to be killed in order to obtain this food. You feel bad. Cows are bigger than cats! What should you do about your guilt? [[Sit in dispair and do nothing]] or [[Go talk to your colony's leader and inform him of your grievences]]

You've sat for a while. You probably want to go talk to your colony's leader. [[Go talk to your colony's leader and inform him of your grievences]] or [[Don't]]

You talk to your colony's leader but he's kind of an asshole. He tells you that you're stupid for thinking about your place in the world. What do you do? [[Fight him]] or [[Call him an asshole]]

What are you thinking. This guy is a lion. Stupid idea. He banishes you from the colony. He also makes you half human. But at least you still have your stunning cat facial features. [[Proceed to live among humans as a half cat-half human]]

He responds with "you're an asshole." And then he kicks you out. And also makes you half human. Good job. [[Proceed to live among humans as a half cat-half human]]

You now live in a house of humans. Your name is Arnold. You're also now a teenager who is in ninth grade. You have school tomorrow. Also you have a terrible mustache. [[Dang]]

Well now you're at school. Go to biology. [[Go to biology]] or [[No]]

You are now in biology. It is your least favorite class. What do you care if the mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell? You do notice something strange about your teacher, Mr. H. He looks a bit.... robotic. And mean. He's also wearing a pur P le shirt. You're dismayed. [[Whatever, it's probably nothing]] or [[Pay more attention.]]

Don't get sassy with me. Go to biology. Fine. [[Go to biology]]

You're probably right. Biology is boring. Do you draw cubes or do you draw stars? [[Draw cubes]] or [[Draw stars]]? or :O [[Draw both]]

Upon closer examination, you realize that Mr. H is a robot. He has a pipe coming out of his back that releases exhaust. It's actually a little ironic that he's a biology teacher. However, you are intrigued and decide to stay after school and watch him. [[Watch him]]

You wait until class is over and follow Mr. H around. You see him enter a janitor's closet. Do you follow him? Rather, do you live life on the edge? [[Hell yeah I live life on the edge!]] or [[Nah]]

[[Enter Janitor's Closet]]

You decide it's probably safer to not do stupid things like follow a robot into a closet. You go home, but on your way home you hear the sound of cats meowing. This is very familiar to you because you are a cat. Well at least half of one. You go closer to the sound and realize it's coming from a basement that has a padlock at the entrance. Do you [[pick the lock]] or [[try to communicate with the cats]]

You attempt to pick the lock, but as you are doing so a hologram of a hand appears and commands you to play rock-paper-scissors. What do you choose? [[Rock]], [[Paper]], or [[Scissors]]

What do you say? [[Hey hey hey!]] or [[Cats! Speak to me.]]

They reply with "SAVE US!" What do you do? [[pick the lock]] or [[Do nothing]]

Cats don't take orders from anyone. Say something else. [[Hey hey hey!]]

:/ The hologram played paper and then promptly proceeded to murder you. You've lost everything. [[Title Page]]

The hologram also played paper. You still lose though. [[Title Page]]

The hologram played paper. You won. The door pops open and you see four cats in cages. You free them and ask them who did this to them. They say some weird-looking old guy with an H on his shirt. You know what you must do now. [[Do nothing]] or [[Do something]]

You suck. Now you lose the game for your lack of sympathy. [[Title Page]] Shame on you.

You march back onto school and storm through the janitor's closet. [[Enter Janitor's Closet]]

You find four Mr. H's. What do you do? [[GTFO]] or [[Carefully sneak around]]

How could you. [[Do nothing]]

He catches you! What do you do?! [[Fight Mr. H!]] or [[GTFO]]

You gotta kick or punch! [[Kick]] or [[Punch]] ?!

[[Kick kick?]] [[Punch Punch?]]

PICK! [[Do a backflip]] or [[Tie your shoes]]

PICK [[Wiggle your tail a bit]] or [[Tie your shoes]]

That didn't work. He vaporized you. [[Title Page]]

Good, that intimidated him. [[Wiggle your tail a bit]] or [[Pour water on him]]

Good thinking. Tied shoes are Mr. H's weakness. [[Untie and tie again!]] or [[Attack him with words]]

PICK!! [[Wiggle your tail a bit]] or [[Punch Punch?]]

That was brutal. You said things you didn't even know could be said. Mr. H is so profoundly hurt by your words that he changes his ways and adopts fifteen cats with FIV from the ASPCA and the world is a better place. He even turned off climate change. Woo. You're a full cat now. No more terrible mustaches. However, you're not done. Try again. [[Title Page]]

Your powers of seducation are infallible. Mr. H imploded because of how excited he got. You win. Sort of. You are a cat again, but you don't have my number. Try again. [[Title Page]]

You beat him, but you also got water on yourself. Not the best look. I guess you win sort of. But not really. :/)\ Try again. [[Title Page]]

As you draw your first cube you feel the ground start to shake. You think it is nothing, but then as you draw your second cube, the building shakes violently. You then realize that it is you who is causing these violent tremors. You get drunk with power and draw cubes until the entire Earth splits in half right between your two very hind-paws. At that point you realize that two-in-one shampoo conditioners are in fact not good for your fur. You have not saved anyone, but is that even what you wanted to do in the first place? Try again. [[Title Page]]

Do you draw them by outlining only the perimeter or by drawing lines that intersect with each other to form the prongs? [[Perimeter]] or [[Intersecting lines]]

Wow you stud muffin. As you draw your cubes and stars, you notice that Mr. H is a robot? What??? You decide to watch him after school. [[Watch him]]

You're drawing stars correctly. If you can pick the correct pen color to draw with, you'll be allowed to return to Catland. If not your entire biology class will turn into zombies. [[P urple]], [[p U rple]], [[pu R ple]], [[pur P le]], [[purp L e]], [[purpl E]], [[PURPLE]] Pick purple. [[Cheat codes]]

You intersect the lines, and you notice that you've been disemboweled. Terrific job. Try again. [[Title Page]]

PURPLE would have been too obvious. You're really not good at this game. You're entire class is zombies now. Do you fight them or succumb to peer pressure? [[Fight them!!!]] or [[Eh]]

No. You clearly didn't pay attention earlier. You're entire class is zombies now. Do you fight them or succumb to peer pressure? [[Fight them!!!]] or [[Eh]]

No way would p U rple be the right answer. You're entire class is zombies now. Do you fight them or succumb to peer pressure? [[Fight them!!!]] or [[Eh]]

Close but no. You're entire class is zombies now. Do you fight them or succumb to peer pressure? [[Fight them!!!]] or [[Eh]]

Good. You open a portal to the 11th dimension. [[Don't go in it]] or [[Turkey Giblets?]]

Absolutely not. You're entire class is zombies now. Do you fight them or succumb to peer pressure? [[Fight them!!!]] or [[Eh]]

EW. You're entire class is zombies now. Do you fight them or succumb to peer pressure? [[Fight them!!!]] or [[Eh]]

You manage to kill all of them except for one. The one that is left is your romantic interest, Kitty. Do you let her bite you and live happily ever after as miserable zombies or do you kill her. [[Love]] or [[End her]]

Disappointing effort. [[Title Page]]

You tricky tricky. [[GTFO]]

She bites you and then tells you she loves you. Loves you like a brother. This is a fate worse than death. [[Title Page]]

How do you end her? [[Shoot her]], [[Attack her with some old litter]], [[Do it with your paws]], or [[Throw a desk at her]]

You hold the gun and aim it at her. She runs towards you. You can still change your mind. Do you pull the trigger? [[On second thought...]] or [[End dis stupid zombie]]

That was cruel. She died again. Good job. You decide to go home, but on your way home you hear the sound of cats meowing. This is very familiar to you because you are a cat. Well at least half of one. You go closer to the sound and realize it's coming from a basement that has a padlock at the entrance. Do you [[pick the lock]] or [[try to communicate with the cats]]

That was ruthless. You decide to head home, but on your way home you hear the sound of cats meowing. This is very familiar to you because you are a cat. Well at least half of one. You go closer to the sound and realize it's coming from a basement that has a padlock at the entrance. Do you [[pick the lock]] or [[try to communicate with the cats]]

You throw a desk at her. She's offended that this is how you decided to kill her. She gets so upset that she starts crying. You feel bad. You try to console her, but there's no getting to her. You feel terrible so you get her frozen yogurt. She appreciates the gesture and decides to forgive you. You ask her if maybe she'd like to get dinner after if she's not busy. She says she would. Do you take her to an upscale, fancy restaurant or do you take her to Salsa Fresca? [[Fancy]] or [[Salsa Fresca]]

Too late, she ate you. [[Title Page]]

You shoot the gun, but your aim sucks and you accidentally shoot your tail. And then she eats you. But as all of that goes down, Mr. H has a heart attack. So you decide if you're happy I guess. Try again. [[Title Page]]

You go to a restaurant called Restaurant Chic. You get some delicious dishes and follow your dinner with wonderful slices of pecan pie. The waiter brings the bill. $389.12. Do you tip 15% or 150%? [[15%]] or [[150%]]

Great choice. Kitty loves their queso dip. Automatic win. +1000 points. Great ending, but there's more to explore. Try again. [[Title Page]]

You and Kitty leave the restaurant. You're broke now but Kitty had a terrific time. You guys live happily ever after. Who needs to dwell in the past when you've got such a promising future.Howeever there is still more to explore. Try again. [[Title Page]]

You don't have that much money. The cops come and put you in prison for 150 years. [[Title Page]]

Neutral ending. You're alive, but are you living? Try again. [[Title Page]]

Higher forces push you out of Catland and turn you into a half-human-half-cat named Arnold who has a mustache. You also have school tomorrow. [[Dang]]

?od uoy dluohs tahW .laem suoitpmurcs ruoy rof nekat eb ot dah sevil esohw syekrut eht rof dab leef tub pleh t'nac uoy tub doog saw yekrut ehT [[secneveirg ruoy fo mih mrofni dna redael s'ynoloc ruoy ot klat oG]] ro [[gnihton od dna riapsid ni tiS]]

?od uoy od tahW .dlrow eht ni ecalp ruoy tuoba gnikniht rof diputs er'uoy taht uoy sllet eH .elohssa na fo dnik s'eh tub redael s'ynoloc ruoy ot klat uoY [[elohssa na mih llaC]] ro [[mih thgiF]]

.redael s'ynoloc ruoy ot klat og ot tnaw ylbaborp uoY .elihw a rof tas ev'uoY [[t'noD]] ro [[secneveirg ruoy fo mih mrofni dna redael s'ynoloc ruoy ot klat oG]]

.worromot loohcs evah osla uoY .ehcatsum a sah ohw dlonrA deman tac-flah-namuh-flah a otni uoy nrut dna dnaltaC fo tuo uoy hsup secrof rehgiH [[gnaD]]

.ygoloib ot oG .loohcs ta er'uoy won lleW [[oN]] ro [[ygoloib ot oG]]

.boj dooG .namuh flah uoy sekam osla dnA .tuo uoy skcik eh neht dnA ".elohssa na er'uoy" htiw sdnopser eH [[namuh flah-tac flah a sa snamuh gnoma evil ot deecorP]]

.serutaef laicaf tac gninnuts ruoy evah llits uoy tsael ta tuB .namuh flah uoy sekam osla eH .ynoloc eht morf uoy sehsinab eH .aedi diputS .noil a si yug sihT .gnikniht uoy era tahW [[namuh flah-tac flah a sa snamuh gnoma evil ot deecorP]]

.ehcatsum elbirret a evah uoy oslA .worromot loohcs evah uoY .edarg htnin ni si ohw reganeet a won osla er'uoY .dlonrA si eman ruoY .snamuh fo esuoh a ni evil won uoY [[gnaD]]

.ygoloib ot oG .em htiw yssas teg t'noD [[ygoloib ot oG]] .eniF

.deyamsid er'uoY .trihs el P rup a gniraew osla s'eH .naem dnA .citobor ....tib a skool eH .H .rM ,rehcaet ruoy tuoba egnarts gnihtemos eciton od uoY ?llec a fo esuohrewop eht si airdnohcotim eht fi erac uoy od tahW .ssalc etirovaf tsael ruoy si tI .ygoloib ni won era uoY [[.noitnetta erom yaP]] ro [[gnihton ylbaborp s'ti ,revetahW]]

.mih hctaw dna loohcs retfa yats ot ediced dna deugirtni era uoy ,revewoH .rehcaet ygoloib a s'eh taht cinori elttil a yllautca s'tI .tsuahxe sesaeler taht kcab sih fo tuo gnimoc epip a sah eH .tobor a si H .rM taht ezilaer uoy ,noitanimaxe resolc nopU [[mih hctaW]]

?srats ward uoy od ro sebuc ward uoy oD .gnirob si ygoloiB .thgir ylbaborp er'uoY ?[[srats warD]] ro [[sebuc warD]] rO O: [[htob warD]]

?sgnorp eht mrof ot rehto hcae htiw tcesretni taht senil gniward yb ro retemirep eht ylno gniniltuo yb meht ward uoy oD [[senil gnitcesretnI]] ro [[retemireP]]

?ecalp tsrif eht ni od ot detnaw uoy tahw neve taht si tub ,enoyna devas ton evah uoY .ruf ruoy rof doog ton tcaf ni era srenoitidnoc oopmahs eno-ni-owt taht ezilaer uoy tniop taht tA .swap-dnih yrev owt ruoy neewteb thgir flah ni stilps htraE eritne eht litnu sebuc ward dna rewop htiw knurd teg uoY .sromert tneloiv eseht gnisuac si ohw uoy si ti taht ezilaer neht uoY .yltneloiv sekahs gnidliub eht ,ebuc dnoces ruoy ward uoy sa neht tub ,gnihton si ti kniht uoY .ekahs ot trats dnuorg eht leef uoy ebuc tsrif ruoy ward uoy sA

.loohcs retfa mih hctaw ot ediced uoY ???tahW ?tobor a si H .rM taht eciton uoy ,srats dna sebuc ruoy ward uoy sA .niffum duts uoy woW [[mih hctaW]]

?egde eht no efil evil uoy od ,rehtaR ?mih wollof uoy oD .tesolc s'rotinaj a retne mih ees uoY .dnuora H .rM wollof dna revo si ssalc litnu tiaw uoY [[haN]] ro [[!egde eht no efil evil I haey lleH]]

.boj cifirreT .delewobmesid neeb ev'uoy taht eciton uoy dna ,senil eht tcesretni uoY .niaga yrT [[Title Page]]

seibmoz otni nrut lliw ssalc ygoloib eritne ruoy ton fI .dnaltaC ot nruter ot dewolla eb ll'uoy ,htiw ward ot roloc nep tcerroc eht kcip nac uoy fI .yltcerroc srats gniward er'uoY [[ELPRUP]] ,[[E lprup]] ,[[e L prup]] ,[[el P rup]] ,[[elp R up]] ,[[elpr U p]] ,[[elpru P]] .elprup kciP [[sedoc taehC]]

?erusserp reep ot bmuccus ro meht thgif uoy oD .won seibmoz si ssalc eritne er'uoY .emag siht ta doog ton yllaer er'uoY .suoivbo oot neeb evah dluow ELPRUP [[hE]] ro [[!!!meht thgiF]]

?erusserp reep ot bmuccus ro meht thgif uoy oD .won seibmoz si ssalc eritne er'uoY .WE [[hE]] ro [[!!!meht thgiF]]

?erusserp reep ot bmuccus ro meht thgif uoy oD .won seibmoz si ssalc eritne er'uoY .ton yletulosbA [[hE]] ro [[!!!meht thgiF]]

.noisnemid ht11 eht ot latrop a nepo uoY .dooG [[Turkey Giblets]] ro [[ti ni og t'noD]]

?erusserp reep ot bmuccus ro meht thgif uoy oD .won seibmoz si ssalc eritne er'uoY .on tub esolC [[hE]] ro [[!!!meht thgiF]]

?erusserp reep ot bmuccus ro meht thgif uoy oD .won seibmoz si ssalc eritne er'uoY .rewsna thgir eht eb elpr U p dluow yaw oN [[hE]] ro [[!!!meht thgiF]]

?erusserp reep ot bmuccus ro meht thgif uoy oD .won seibmoz si ssalc eritne er'uoY .reilrae noitnetta yap t'ndid ylraelc uoY .oN [[hE]] ro [[!!!meht thgiF]]

.ykcirt ykcirt uoY [[OFTG]]

.troffe gnitnioppasiD [[Title Page]]

.reh llik uoy od ro seibmoz elbaresim sa retfa reve ylippah evil dna uoy etib reh tel uoy oD .yttiK ,tseretni citnamor ruoy si tfel si taht eno ehT .eno rof tpecxe meht fo lla llik ot eganam uoY [[reh dnE]] ro [[evoL]]

.uoy dluoc woH [[gnihton oD]]

?gnivil uoy era tub ,evila er'uoY .gnidne lartueN Try again. [[Title Page]]

.yhtapmys fo kcal ruoy rof emag eht esol uoy woN .kcus uoY [[Title Page]] .uoy no emahS

.ecnartne eht ta kcoldap a sah taht tnemesab a morf gnimoc s'ti ezilaer dna dnuos eht ot resolc og uoY .eno fo flah tsael ta lleW .tac a era uoy esuaceb uoy ot railimaf yrev si sihT .gniwoem stac fo dnuos eht raeh uoy emoh yaw ruoy no tub ,emoh og uoY .tesolc a otni tobor a wollof ekil sgniht diputs od ton ot refas ylbaborp s'ti ediced uoY [[stac eht htiw etacinummoc ot yrt]] ro [[kcol eht kcip]] uoy oD

[[tesolC s'rotinaJ retnE]]

?yas uoy od tahW [[.em ot kaepS !staC]] ro [[!yeh yeh yeH]]

?esoohc uoy od tahW .srossics-repap-kcor yalp ot uoy sdnammoc dna sraeppa dnah a fo margoloh a os gniod era uoy sa tub ,kcol eht kcip ot tpmetta uoY [[srossicS]] ro ,[[repaP]] ,[[kcoR]]

.esle gnihtemos yaS .enoyna morf sredro ekat t'nod staC [[!yeh yeh yeH]]

?od uoy od tahW "!SU EVAS" htiw ylper yehT [[gnihton oD]] ro [[kcol eht kcip]]

.won od tsum uoy tahw wonk uoY .trihs sih no H na htiw yug dlo gnikool-driew emos yas yehT .meht ot siht did ohw meht ksa dna meht eerf uoY .segac ni stac ruof ees uoy dna nepo spop rood ehT .now uoY .repap deyalp margoloh ehT [[gnihtemos oD]] ro [[gnihton oD]]

.hguoht esol llits uoY .repap deyalp osla margoloh ehT [[Title Page]]

.gnihtyreve tsol ev'uoY .uoy redrum ot dedeecorp yltpmorp neht dna repap deyalp margoloh ehT /: [[Title Page]]

.tesolc s'rotinaj eht hguorht mrots dna loohcs otno kcab hcram uoY [[tesolC s'rotinaJ retnE]]

?od uoy od tahW .s'H .rM ruof dnif uoY [[dnuora kaens ylluferaC]] ro [[OFTG]]

!?od uoy od tahW !uoy sehctac eH [[OFTG]] ro [[!H .rM thgiF]]

!hcnup ro kcik attog uoY !? [[hcnuP]] ro [[kciK]]

!KCIP [[seohs ruoy eiT]] ro [[pilfkcab a oD]]

!!kciP [[hcnuP hcnuP?]] [[kcik kciK?]]

.uoy deziropav eH .krow t'ndid tahT [[Title Page]]

KCIP [[seohs ruoy eiT]] ro [[tib a liat ruoy elggiW]]

.ssenkaew s'H .rM era seohs deiT .gnikniht dooG [[sdrow htiw mih kcattA]] ro [[!niaga eit dna eitnU]]

.snoitalutargnoC .niaga tac lluf a er'uoy woN .niw uoY .tog eh deticxe woh fo esuaceb dedolpmi H .rM .elbillafni era noitacudes fo srewop ruoY .hguoht niaga yrT [[Title Page]]

.mih detadimitni taht ,dooG [[mih no retaw ruoP]] ro [[tib a liat ruoy elggiW]]

.sehcatsum elbirret erom oN .won tac lluf a er'uoY .ooW .egnahc etamilc ffo denrut neve eH .ecalp retteb a si dlrow eht dna ACPSA eht morf VIF htiw stac neetfif stpoda dna syaw sih segnahc eh taht sdrow ruoy yb truh yldnuoforp os si H .rM .dias eb dluoc wonk neve t'ndid uoy sgniht dias uoY .laturb saw tahT .hguoht niaga yrT [[Title Page]]

!!KCIP [[hcnuP hcnuP?]] ro [[tib a liat ruoy elggiW]]

\)/: .fo tros niw uoy sseug I .kool tseb eht toN .flesruoy no retaw tog osla uoy tub ,mih taeb uoY .niaga yrT [[Title Page]]

?reh dne uoy od woH [[reh ta ksed a worhT]] ro ,[[swap ruoy htiw ti oD]] ,[[rettil dlo emos htiw reh kcattA]] ,[[reh toohS]]

.htaed naht esrow etaf a si sihT .rehtorb a ekil uoy sevoL .uoy sevol ehs uoy sllet neht dna uoy setib ehS [[Title Page]]

?acserF aslaS ot reh ekat uoy od ro tnaruatser ycnaf ,elacspu na ot reh ekat uoy oD .dluow ehs syas ehS .ysub ton s'ehs fi retfa rennid teg ot ekil d'ehs ebyam fi reh ksa uoY .uoy evigrof ot sediced dna erutseg eht setaicerppa ehS .trugoy nezorf reh teg uoy os elbirret leef uoY .reh ot gnitteg on s'ereht tub ,reh elosnoc ot yrt uoY .dab leef uoY .gniyrc strats ehs taht tespu os steg ehS .reh llik ot dediced uoy woh si siht taht dedneffo s'ehS .reh ta ksed a worht uoY [[acserF aslaS]] ro [[ycnaF]]

That was ruthless. You decide to head home, but on your way home you hear the sound of cats meowing. This is very familiar to you because you are a cat. Well at least half of one. You go closer to the sound and realize it's coming from a basement that has a padlock at the entrance. ?[[stac eht htiw etacinummoc ot yrt]] ro [[kcol eht kcip]] uoy oD

.ecnartne eht ta kcoldap a sah taht tnemesab a morf gnimoc s'ti ezilaer dna dnuos eht ot resolc og uoY .eno fo flah tsael ta lleW .tac a era uoy esuaceb uoy ot railimaf yrev si sihT .gniwoem stac fo dnuos eht raeh uoy emoh yaw ruoy no tub ,emoh og ot ediced uoY .boj dooG .niaga deid ehS .leurc saw tahT ?[[stac eht htiw etacinummoc ot yrt]] ro [[kcol eht kcip]] uoy oD

?reggirt eht llup uoy oD .dnim ruoy egnahc llits nac uoY .uoy sdrawot snur ehS .reh ta ti mia dna nug eht dloh uoY [[eibmoz diputs sid dnE]] ro [[...thguoht dnoces nO]]

.sseug I yppah er'uoy fi ediced uoy oS .kcatta traeh a sah H .rM ,nwod seog taht fo lla sa tuB .uoy stae ehs neht dnA .liat ruoy toohs yllatnedicca uoy dna skcus mia ruoy tub ,nug eht toohs uoY .niaga yrT [[Title Page]]

.uoy eta ehs ,etal ooT [[Title Page]]

.stniop 0001+ .niw citamotuA .pid oseuq rieht sevol yttiK .eciohc taerG You've reached the ultimate end of the game. Because you're this spectacular, you get my phone number. (917) 513-2900 (;

?%051 ro %51 pit uoy oD .21.983$ .llib eht sgnirb retiaw ehT .eip nacep fo secils lufrednow htiw rennid ruoy wollof dna sehsid suoiciled emos teg uoY .cihC tnaruatseR dellac tnaruatser a ot og uoY [[%051]] ro [[%51]]

.sraey 051 rof nosirp ni uoy tup dna emoc spoc ehT .yenom hcum taht evah t'nod uoY [[Title Page]]

.erutuf gnisimorp a hcus tog ev'uoy nehw tsap eht ni llewd ot sdeen ohW .retfa reve ylippah evil syug uoY .emit cifirret a dah yttiK tub won ekorb er'uoY .tnaruatser eht evael yttiK dna uoY You've reached the ultimate end of the game. Because you're this spectacular, you get my phone number. (917) 513-2900 ;)