This is Clyde, a woodland spirit from Crookback Bog. As a spritely young sprite, he used to dream of saucy romances and tender evenings spent under the willow tree. Once he reached adolescence, he decided to make his desires a reality. Since ladies love nothing more than teenage angst, he donned a sufficiently edgy scarf, memorized the lyrics to blink-182's "First Dates (Taste So Good)", and began to scour the forest for potential mates. Unfortunately (fortunately?) for him, he'd underestimated the true potential of his boyish charm. Before he knew it, he'd courted both Liza and Brooke. Now he has to find some way to navigate the 180 interior degrees of his love triangle (where did a woodland sprite learn geometry?) without losing either lover. Is this polyamorous paramour up to the challenge?
Left: Johnny, from The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, CD Projekt Red Studios
Center: Ben, from The Walking Dead: The Game, Telltale Games Studios
Right: A friend from high school