The Cells
The Scientist
This is THE GUY. The guy, yes, you heard right. He's the ONE! Wait, you don't know what I mean?? The GUY! Who's gonna cure everything? Like, EVERYTHING! All the world's diseases. Ok, admittedly, he's being less than super careful about lab safety, so he might end up not-so-much fixing things- BUT he's got a great immune system, and soon he'll have dealt with all those diseases, so there won't be a problem! Right? If you wanna know where I came from, click here!
Goober:
This is Goober. He is about five days old, and he absolutely loves his job- he's a white blood cell! And the man he lives in is gonna cure every disease EVER! The only problem is, he has very poor lab safety skills, so Goober needs to take very good care of him. He floats through the Scientist's blood stream and lymph system, eating up bad guys. If he eats enough, he starts to get a little bit chubby, and his name changes!
Chubber:
Here he is! This is Chubber- he's a real big eater, and he's had so much practice, there's no goon that can stand in his way! Chubber is ready to eat up every single parasite in the scientist's body! But wait- if he eats enough, he changes into...
Blobber:
Oh no! He ate too much! Blobber can't actually jump, and if he tries to eat anything else, something bad could happen- he might hurt himself! Suffice it to say, Blobber may have to admit to having had too much to eat for the first time ever!
Gesh:
Gesh is pure evil. You can tell by his smile! To be fair, he didn't start out this way; he recently underwent a serious change, and he's been smiling ever since! The only real downside is how much his cheeks hurt, and a *slight* murder habit that seems to be getting worse as time passes. Hopefully it isn't anything too serious!
Lyster:
Lyster is a stone-cold badass. He might look a little bit like a swamp-beast, but those little "branches" sticking out of his back are actually actin filaments! Lyster is short for Lysteria monocytogenes, which is a type of bacteria that can fire itself out of a cell that eats it and into a neighboring cell by creating a comet-trail of actin filaments! Unfprtunately, Lyster is too big to propel himself with actin, but he can propel smaller cells with a ridiculously high degree of accuracy- that's right! He's a sniper!
References:
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